Tom Haverford's food for thought made me grin like a loony for a good 10 minutes.
Tom Haverford Food Words (Vol 2)
Leftovers = Deja Food.
Pickles = Hulk Weiners
Mashed Potatoes = Stomach Spackle
Lemonade = LL Cool Aid
Milk = Cereal sauce
Ice cream = Milk on the rocks
Ketchup = Kanye blood
Noodles = Long ass rice
Asparagus = Pee cologne
Burgers = Moo Pies
Salads = Leaf Piles
Beers = Punky Brewsters
Biscuits = Butter Boats
Muffins = Naked Cupcakes
Crackers = Lame Cookies
Shrimp = Tiny-ass Lobster
Bacon = Kevin Bacon
Leftovers = Deja Food.
Pickles = Hulk Weiners
Mashed Potatoes = Stomach Spackle
Lemonade = LL Cool Aid
Milk = Cereal sauce
Ice cream = Milk on the rocks
Ketchup = Kanye blood
Noodles = Long ass rice
Asparagus = Pee cologne
Burgers = Moo Pies
Salads = Leaf Piles
Beers = Punky Brewsters
Biscuits = Butter Boats
Muffins = Naked Cupcakes
Crackers = Lame Cookies
Shrimp = Tiny-ass Lobster
Bacon = Kevin Bacon
So did it make you grin?

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